Yugioh Da Parodeh, Chapter 3Pony: Hooray for chapter three! Time for more excitement!
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Chapter Three: Worms and Purple Feather Dusters, Ahoy!
Yugi came home from a long day of pain and misery at Boot Camp... er... School. He looked at the door and noticed that an envelope was wedged in the crack. He pulled it out and examined it. The envelope was pink with lace decorations, covered in glitter, and a pinch of confetti. It could only be from one person... Pegasus.
The next day at school, Yugi showed his friends the cards he had found in the envelope Pegasus had sent him; after being hit in the face with a banana cream pie on a spring that Pegsy had somehow managed to fit inside of it.
"How can you even read these?" asked Tristan, who was holding up one of the cards and staring at the purdy image on it.
"It's like playing Friendship," Tea replied with a grin.
"Tea said 'It's like playing Pictionary'."
"Still. How can you read these?"
Yugioh Da Parodeh, Chapter 2Pony: Disclaim away, Disclaimer Dude!
Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter Two: Raise the Glove Thingy!
"Friendship Puffball! Friendship!" cried Tea. She did a victory pose upon defeating Joey for the fifteenth time.
"FIDDLESTICKS!" Joey bellowed. He swept his arm across the desk, sending the Duel Monsters cards flying. Then he jumped from his chair and flipped the desk over in his frustration.
"Do you have to do that every time you lose a duel?!" Tristan asked in irritation.
"Blue pumpkins!" Joey cursed.
Yugi, Tea, and Tristan gasped at the sudden outburst.
"Joey, watch your friendship!" Tea hissed.
Suddenly, the bell rang and everyone was magically teleported outside for recess... Darn you high school kids who get recess...
"Yugi," Joey began sadly, "Mah pitchfork flapjacks scoot in noodle soup."
"Joey, the reason you stink is because of that salmon you always keep in your pocket," Yugi replied.
After that remark, the blonde pulled the salmon out of his pocket.
Yugioh Da Parodeh, Chapter 1Pony: Woot! It's back! Mah parody is back!
Disclaimer Dude: Drat! ... Pony doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!.
Pony: There are obviously a ton of parodies, so any similarities are entirely coincidental.
Warning: This parody contains torturing of characters and extreme randomness! We are not responsible for uncontrollable bouts of laughter that may be followed by swollen and/or ruptured abdomen and hyperactive insanity! Read at your own risk!
Chapter One: Bladder... Heart of the Cards
Ah, Domino High... the perfect haven where normal teenagers build character and social skills they need in order to go out in the world and become successful adults. Individuals with low self-esteem were being teased, atomic wedgies were being given, heads were shoved into toilets and given swirlies while the faculty stood by and let it happen because they believed the aforementioned tortured souls didn't matter anyway; but someday, the emotionally and mentally scarred will show them all! Muahahahahahaha!... Yes, it wa