The Faeries Ruined, Chap 3Pony: All right! Here is the next chapter!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references made in this parody.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter ThreeAfter receiving the entire story, our heroes, anti-hero, bumbling guards, and old Ogrin came up with a plan to save the faeries of Neopia."Let's break into Nox's castle and take the artifact away from him!" King Altador suggested. "After all, I'm sure the awesome and majestic force of my well-groomed beard possesses the ability to overcome his magical powers."That was when Hanso was swept by a wave of remorse as he realized that he could've sto
The Faeries Ruined, Chap 2Pony: Hooray for chapter two!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references that may appear in this parody.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter TwoLast time, we found our little anti-hero about to get his throat jabbed in various places by very pointy and sharp objects if he didn't tell our heroes what he saw when the faeries turned to stone. That is until they decided that threatening the Ixi with their swords was too cliché and they decided to take more drastic measures.Now helplessly chained up by his arms and legs and given a few jolts in the ribs with cattle prods, Hanso was ready to
The Faeries Ruined, Chapter 1Pony: Hooray! A parody! Disclaim, Disclaimer Dude!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references that may appear.Pony: But I doooo own my faerie Grarrl character Rorik.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter OneGood day, everyone! I know many of you have read good ol' Itsy spoofs and that she is doing one of this plot. But she's cool with me doing one, cause we are homies! Homies! Not homos! Anyway! On with da plot! Muahahaha!Tis such a bright and sunny day like it usually was in Faerieland, but today was especially bright and sunny because this particular day was the happy, joyo