The Faeries Ruined, Chap 3Pony: All right! Here is the next chapter!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references made in this parody.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter ThreeAfter receiving the entire story, our heroes, anti-hero, bumbling guards, and old Ogrin came up with a plan to save the faeries of Neopia."Let's break into Nox's castle and take the artifact away from him!" King Altador suggested. "After all, I'm sure the awesome and majestic force of my well-groomed beard possesses the ability to overcome his magical powers."That was when Hanso was swept by a wave of remorse as he realized that he could've sto
The Faeries Ruined, Chap 2Pony: Hooray for chapter two!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references that may appear in this parody.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter TwoLast time, we found our little anti-hero about to get his throat jabbed in various places by very pointy and sharp objects if he didn't tell our heroes what he saw when the faeries turned to stone. That is until they decided that threatening the Ixi with their swords was too cliché and they decided to take more drastic measures.Now helplessly chained up by his arms and legs and given a few jolts in the ribs with cattle prods, Hanso was ready to
The Faeries Ruined, Chapter 1Pony: Hooray! A parody! Disclaim, Disclaimer Dude!Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Neopets or any references that may appear.Pony: But I doooo own my faerie Grarrl character Rorik.The Faeries Ruined (A Parody of the Faeries' Ruin Plot)Chapter OneGood day, everyone! I know many of you have read good ol' Itsy spoofs and that she is doing one of this plot. But she's cool with me doing one, cause we are homies!…Homies! Not homos! … Anyway! On with da plot! Muahahaha!Tis such a bright and sunny day like it usually was in Faerieland, but today was especially bright and sunny because this particular day was the happy, joyo
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 16Chapter Sixteen: The Intruder Returns As the cool evening swept in, Fluttershy stretched and yawned, rolling over… and squeaking lightly as she felt a large source of warmth beside her. Turning her head, she giggled softly. She had felt quite cozy as she slept, but she had thought it was thanks to the blanket. Seeing that Smokey had climbed in with her and Chenoa to further keep them safe and warm caused her to feel an even greater sense of gratitude and affection for him. Her chest rising with warmth and heart beating a bit harder than usual, she leaned in to give him a light kiss on his cheek. A wide grin spread
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 15Chapter Fifteen: A Healing Visit The large reptile returned the smile at Fluttershy, his fingers leaving her forehead to trace the side of her face and curl underneath her chin. “Well, she has been a wonder to have around. You all are fortunate to have a friend like her.”“We know.” Twilight Sparkle smiled over at Fluttershy, having finished reinforcing the front door with assorted boxes placed in front of it with Applejacks help. The latch had broken right off the door frame when she and Applejack stormed in, rendering it unable to stay closed on its own.“She’s a wonderful friend to us all. We don
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 14Chapter Fourteen: The Misunderstanding Smokey was quiet as he made his entrance, slowly pulling the door behind him shut to prevent any noise from disrupting Fluttershy and Chenoa’s sleep. As he strode across the room, his body directed to the kitchenette, he paused midway to gaze over the couch and took a moment to watch his guests as they slept, their peaceful forms bathed in the pulsating glow orange cast upon them from the fireplace. He then turned his body to face them completely, bringing his free arm to a rest upon the back support of the couch, upper arm working as a prop as the dragon leaned in, his eyes absorbing the s
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 13Chapter Thirteen: On The Trail“The grocery store?” Rarity blinked, tilting her head lightly. “… If it was hungry, then why didn’t it eat any of the animals…?” She appeared positively baffled.“Perhaps its civilized,” Twilight Sparkle ventured. Upon receiving blank, almost incredulous stares from her friends, she hastily corrected herself. “Perhaps it’s intelligent?”“Or maybe it wants to eat Fluttershy and the other ponies!!” Pinkie Pie gasped, a look of horror on her face.“Yes, or perhaps…” Twilight Sparkle smiled… the
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 12Chapter Twelve: The Crime Scene Smokey trudged through the snowy paths of Ponyville, occasionally tossing a friendly toothy grin as a few ponies he passed by. If only he hadn’t shown his gleaming white fangs in his grin, maybe he wouldn’t have been retaliated by such responding looks of fear. Though he was long used to such responses, a hope that had been long dead--a hope that out there were ponies who would accept him despite his draconic appearance--a hope that had been rekindled by Fluttershy. Of course there existed ponies who would accept Smokey as a friend in a heartbeat. He had misfortune to thank for follow
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 11Chapter Eleven: Meeting Angel Smokey scanned the list Fluttershy had created for him once he arrived at the mare’s cottage. He was able to find it quite easily, all really needing to do was follow his footprints back to the well where he had originally found her, then he was led the rest of the way by her hoof prints. Lowering the notepad, his eyes flickered up and down the pony's home. It was quite a charming place, he thought to himself. Not wanting to waste any more time, he approached the door and entered. The cottage was quaint and cozy as it was enchanting, the humble abode clearly being designed not just for the p
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 10Chapter Ten: An Accident"That settles it! Chenoa, it is!" Closing the book, Smokey set it aside and scooted closer to the mattress, his attention settling on the newly named chick. "What do you think of your name, Chenoa? Do you like it?" he cooed, bringing his hand underneath her face to lightly tickle her chin. Chenoa giggled and pressed her head into Smokey's palm, being more concerned with a head rub than her new name. Babbling a couple of non-existent words and throwing out a squeak carried out on a lengthy note, she indulged in the feeling of her daddy's scaly fingers rubbing into her scalp. Fluttershy narrowed her eyes w
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 9Chapter Nine: Chenoa Squeals of bliss leaped from the child, delighting in the warmth of the water and the reaction the griffon received from it as she wriggled around. Splashing was fun! Her adoptive male guardian seemed to enjoy it, too. Why else would he be smiling and snickering every now and again? The pink-maned pony settled back on the bed, rolling flat on her back and snuggled under the blanket. Closing her eyes lightly, she listened in as the sounds of the baby washing up drifted in from the adjacent room. The precious
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 8Chapter Eight: Let Them Eat Soup Immediately noticing the sudden blush on Fluttershy's face, a responding pink bloomed upon Smokey's scaly cheeks. Ear frills drooping slightly in flustered embarrassment, he held free hand up in a defensive gesture with a light shake."Oh! Uh… I-I didn't mean it like that, Miss Fluttershy. I just, uh, thought that… you know, it's good for a child to have a male figure and a female figure to look up to, a-and since we found her, w-why not it be us? Why can't she call us Mom and Dad? We… we wouldn't be… you know, a couple, or anything--just friends.
The Lion and the Lamb, Chapter 7Chapter Seven: Mommy and Daddy With the largest pot Smokey possessed filled with broth, sliced vegetables, and herbs simmering upon the wood burning stove set on low heat, he prepared meals for his animals. The dragon opened the left cabinet door to the storage space built in under the counter and reached in to retrieve one of two industrial-sized bags. One was filled with bird seed, the other had grass pellets. The clawed hand grasped onto the rolled up top of the seed feed first. As the crinkling sounds of the bag's material reached the ear holes and registered themselves into the brains of all five doves, they immediately to
The Lion and the Lamb, Chap 6The Lion and the LambChapter Six: Comfort Smokey set a towel wrapped around a chunk of snow upon Fluttershy's forehead to help reduce the fever. Even though the pegasus' shuddering body revolted against having anything cold touch her, she knew it was what she needed to fight the fever. Her painkiller had worn off and the dull throbbing in her hoof added to her misery. The dragon retrieved another pain pill and a glass of water for her. "Here you are, Miss Fluttershy. Another painkiller for your hoof." Removing the makeshift ice pack from her forehead, Fluttershy slowly sat upright. She accepted the pro
The Lion and the Lamb, Chap 5The Lion and the LambChapter Five: A Little Tender Loving Care Smokey ceased dragging the mattress once it was positioned in front of the fireplace - at a safe distance from the flames, of course. He groaned deeply and gripped the fang wound stinging his arm, which was coated in his dark red blood, and it continued to seep the liquid of life. Adrenaline spiked by the need to tend to his wounds, he scurried into the bathroom. He returned with the familiar bottle of iodine held horizontally between his jaws and a white towel pressed against the bottom row of bite marks on his arm. The section of bottle in
The Lion and the Lamb, Chap 4The Lion and the LambChapter Four: The Intruder Smokey's attention had been stolen from the still flustered pegasus when the baby griffin launched herself into his lap. He tilted his head downward and laughed as the white bundle slid down his kneeling leg. "Aw, am I not giving you enough attention, sweetie?" The baby griffin batted an eagle foot at the dragon's descending hand in a playful manner. A chuckle escaped his throat and he gently rolled the tiny creature onto her back, scaly fingers scratching and prodding at the soft belly. The tickling sensations caused by the dragon sent the griffin into a fit of adorable high-pitched g
The Lion and the Lamb, Chap 3Chapter Three: Bonding The dragon returned shortly after putting his medical supplies away, ambling into the kitchenette to wash his hands. As the mixture of warm water and soap coated his hands, splashing away any traces of bodily fluids, he turned his head towards the yellow pegasus, offering her a gregarious grin. The mare half-turned her head away from him shyly. Finding the pony's bashfulness positively adorable, the reptile couldn't help but give a soft chuckle. After drying off his hands, he grabbed a ladle and a bowl from the overhead cabinet--though it wasn't much of an "overhead" cabinet considering the dragon's statu
The Lion and the Lamb, Chap 2Chapter Two: Gentle Hands Warmth welcomed Fluttershy like a friendly neighbor as she regained consciousness, noticing that she was laying on her right side cocooned snuggly in a thick sky blue quilt. Lifting her head from a deep crimson pillow propped up by the leg of the couch, she could see that she was resting on the couch. The slight change in position jostled the sprain in her left foreleg and a sharp pain stung her hoof. The pony nosed aside the fold of blanket covering her left leg, eyes widening in shock at what her curiosity had found. Her hoof was wrapped tightly in gauze soaked in a mixture of blood and a brown liquid sh
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